Watch It: True Blood Finale

Maybe you were caught up in the Beyonce-Taylor Swift-Kanye West VMA drama (aka Westgate) or maybe you decided to set aside real world drama for fiction.

The True Blood Season Two finale was worthy of, and I credit my friend for this, a Korean soap opera.

Eggs guilt ridden confession is misinterpreted by well meaning Jason who shoots to kill. Hoyt and Jessica pass like two ships in the night, their reconciliation ruined by mere miles as she continues on to make a terrible and fatal (for some other dude) decision. Sookie and Bill miss tying the knot so she can powder her nose, allowing a mystery intruder to noose his neck. Ah yes, all that's missing is Korean music that makes you want to kill yourself.




I'm sure age-appropriate households all across the country were clustered on the couch in front of the television to enjoy the night's delectable, if Eric-light, offerings. But did the other viewings have this?













I think (or hope) not.