Try It: Clarins High Definition Body Lift (aka Contest Winner)

I held a contest for blog readers or twitter followers to guess what the heck I'm doing in this picture in which I'm at San Francisco's AMC Van Ness Movie Theater:

There were some creative guesses but no one got the answer - which is that I'm trying out the instructions for this puppy:
That veritable mini-book in my hand is the instructions for this "body lift" (aka cellulite) cream. You probably think you know how to put on lotion. Squirt into Hand. Slap on. Right?

WRONG!

This cream requires precision application. You have to start at one point in your body and end elsewhere. You need to use a specific kind of sweeping motion. You really need to read the actual instructions to appreciate this (don't bother with the truncated online directions.) Personally, I think any cellulite reduction is correlated to the aerobic workout you get just by putting the friggin' cream on.

Anyhoo - I still wanted to award the prize so I had the owner of this photo pick a winner and she chose:

Whitney Miller!
For her answer: Sliding into homeplate during vampire baseball

I want to disclose that Whitney is a friend, and normally this would be a blatant case of favoritism, but hey, I didn't pick her!