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2009-05-12

Plant it: A Garden!!! Part 1

I fear an inevitable apocalypse. I don't know if it's coming from zombies or flu or nuclear war. But if it gets here, I want to be able to feed myself. About half of these apocalypse scenarios still lend themselves to successful gardening. I figured I'd get started.

Step 1: Make room in the backyard.

The best way to accomplish this was to rip up a bunch of rose plants. Here they are!

This particular bush was a low producer. Note the lack of roses on those thorny branches.






Unlike these babies - who are my favorites




But I digress...





Step 2: Lay out the box.

Some people build. I buy. This plastic 3'x3' garden box is available online. Fill it with good potting soil and give it a day to settle.




Step 3: Optional and Not Recommended. Cut yourself on a pair of sheers. Luckily the hubby took this step for me.







Step 4: Lay in drip water lines. Use rings around trees or for circular formations.








Step 5: Pick a variety of seeds, seedlings and bulbs to plant.


One step closer to living off the grid.

To Be Continued...

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Melanie said...

Zombies. LMAO. You and Abel really need to meet.

May 13, 2009 6:39 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Okay--so you are doing Rachael's thing...in my younger years I built my own, now would love to buy...where do i find the box?????

May 13, 2009 8:05 AM  
Blogger Mary Witzl said...

Come back and see me when you get your first slugs. But -- you have roses! All my roses got ruined by the rain in Scotland because I was too stubborn to crack and buy rose-blight-blitzing chemicals. Now I'm in a country with so much sun I could grow roses without chemicals -- and I have no time. Sad, isn't it?

May 13, 2009 8:41 AM  
Blogger JD said...

wow, that's a lot of work! but i love the pretty roses/flowers that are in full bloom!!!

can't wait to see your pimped out backyard on saturday!

May 13, 2009 5:40 PM  
Blogger Martha Flynn said...

Melanie - you are so going to eat your words when the zombies come.

Lisa - gardeners.com - good stuff!

Mary - CURSES! I found my first slut not more than two hours ago. AGH!

JD - bring your A game!!! It's going to be intense.

May 13, 2009 8:27 PM  
Blogger Richard said...

Hey Martha were you inspired by this game?
http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/games/action_adventure/plantsvszombies.html

May 13, 2009 11:16 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Your roses are beautiful!
I have a black thumb, so luckily my husband became the gardener last year. He's so excited because he's planting veggies for the first time this year! So I can enjoy the fruits of his labor. :) I will do much of the weeding though! Good luck with your garden!

May 14, 2009 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Jill said...

Zombies...hee. Though with feeding them your hubby's blood, it will probably just create a whole new race of zombified plants to worry about too. Thanks, Martha.

May 18, 2009 11:57 AM  

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